Science

The science teacher that I have this year at school this year has quite frankly a very grating voice. I can't stand it. It's like one of those voices that if you hear on the TV or the radio, you turn it straight off and get away from the sound as quickly as possible. Except you can't do that in this situation.

His voice is like the colour of one of those really dull orangeish-brown pebbles you get on the beach after the water from the sea has dried off of it. Erg. It is horrible. So dull and flat and lifeless. I mean, it tries to be impressive, when clearly it's not! It is just so ugly. It's horrible and should be banished to the far corners of the Earth. I mean, how does someone manage to keep their voice looking so dull and ugly. He could at least maybe shade it with enthusiasm or some sort of emotion to make it just that little bit nicer.

And the feel of his voice... erg! It is like sandpaper being pulled out of your head and wearing away the inside. It's horrible. There is no softness in it anywhere. Every time he speaks, waves of this ugly, dull, lifeless pebble orange-brown erupt and starts to wear you down. I'd very gladly repeatedly whack my head against the wall for the duration of those lessons than have to look at his voice. It's there all the time. The constant ringing of it.

It still baffles me how anyone's voice could be so ugly. Well that's a lie. I've seen worse. But it is just so horrific and offensive that all you can think about is scooping out your own brain and turning it into mush. Just erg! It's so ugly and horrible.