History

My history teacher has an annoying voice! It is pure annoyance. You could bottle it and sell it! It's such an annoying shape and the colour is just as annoying! It's not that it's not a nice colour, it just gets annoying to look at after a while.

The shape is lots of little curved lines that get bigger the more he speaks. It starts out small and then the size increases as he speaks more. He never shuts up for more than five minutes. Erg. The shape is just so annoying. It just builds up on top of the last one.

The colour of his voice is a really common blue. It's a colbolt sort of blue. Really boring and you see it everywhere. It's a dark blue but there is no intensity or depth to it. It is just blue. And boring. It's dark but not dark enough to be interesting. It's light but too dark to have any real feel to it. The colour suggests self centeredness and arrogance and that it is totally oblivious to what others may think. This shade of blue thinks that it is something special, when it's not. It's a bit like marmite in away... You either love it or you hate it. I hate it. It's just so annoying!

I seriously don't understand how someone with such an annoying voice likes to speak that much? Does he not see how annoying the colour of his voice is? And the shape? Or does he love it so much that he can't get enough of it? I don't know? But I don't understand how he can talk so much when he has a voice like that. Maybe he just doesn't see the colour of his voice in that way. Or maybe he doesn't take as much notice of his voice because he is so used to it. Maybe his voice just blurs into the background of his mind. I don't know.