Days of the Week on Socks

So, you've all seen those socks with the days of the week on. All written in colour and with cute pictures or something on. Well to me, they are horrible. The colours are always wrong, and the pictures never reflect the day properly! It is perhaps one of the most frustratingly annoying things in the universe. 

But before I knew that not everyone saw what I saw, I thought: If people are going to manufacture things like that, then they should at least get it right? And then when I found out that not everybody did, it made me even more annoyed. And people just didn't understand just how upsetting it was. 

So these are my days of the week: 
Monday- a deep red-purple-pink colour. Sort of like that tree with the amazing leafs. Monday is a bold day and not scared to say what she thinks and is always willing to stand up for others. 
Tuesday- a really bright fresh green that tastes like spring onions. She is shy but loves the warmth and comfort of home. 
Wednesday- a really bright sunny sort of yellow but is muted down. He is out going and gets into a lot of trouble but it's not his fault as he is like an over excited puppy. Thursday- she is a really icey blue. Almost white. It should be a really pretty colour, but it tastes of bleach. Thursday is happy but can get very depressed and has a strong relationship with Monday- They are sort of best friends. 
Friday- He is a beautiful orange-red colour which looks kind of like rust. He is the guy that all the girls lust over and has a kind, soft heart but can have a harsh temper. Saturday- He is a deep, deep purple which is always warm and comforting. He is quite and loves to sit and watch people going unnoticed. 
Sunday- She is the deepest of navey blues, so deep it is almost black and she is caring but can be strict. She is a mother and tastes like honeycomb.

And that is why the days of the week in any other colour annoys me so much.