Rock Man!

So I have the 'spesh' friend who I talk to in deranged noises. And I have the friend who makes me smile just because he is alive probably. He has been like a rock. A very tall rock. A very tall, talking rock. A very tall, talking, funny rock. Except he is not a rock.. That would be strange. I shall call him: Rock Man!

Anyho, Rock Man is a very caring person. He cares a lot about his friends and he tries to help them out in any way possible. He is trustworthy and honest. And is very amusing. Rock Man is always the person I have serious conversations with. We do have random ones, funny ones and strange ones. But they're mostly serious. Or the ones I remember are. I talk to Rock Man a lot.

I love Rock Mans voice. Man, it's beautiful and green and amazing. I've written about it quite a few times. So go and read about it. But I suppose that's one of the reasons I talk to Rock Man a lot, his voice is just stunning. It's green! And yes, I do talk to you because you're an awesome person.

But yeah, Rock Man is always the guy who I talk to about serious stuff. Don't know why. Well I do. It's because I trust him and I listen to him, although he may not think that. But I do listen to him. I honestly don't know how Rock Man puts up with all this stuff everyone off loads onto him? He is a superhero. Oh my gosh, yes... ROCK MAN! Awesome. But it is totally admirable. Man, he is simply the best.

We have the best conversations. When they're not all doom and gloom. They make me laugh. Especially when he is brutally honest. He says it how it is and hits the nail on the head every time.

Rock Man, we salute you!